No Glove Lost: Resurrection #noglovelost #bolamat50

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After a hiatus of a whole year, I have decided to resume the No Glove Lost project. The reason I postponed it was because it had become too much of a commitment in terms of making and media production.

At the time, I was preparing stuff for the launch of the Bolam at 50 year and it was taking up too much of my time. Ironically, no-one was interested in the Stained by Dead Inkjets, which is what I was spending my time on then, but No Glove Lost actually gathered a few fans.


Casualty 14-18 ~ The making of a generative artwork by Richard Bolam – Part 11 #bolamat50 #casualty1418 #WW1

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My project started on the 28th June 2014 and Armistice Day of the same year will be 107 days into it out of 1,568 in total. That’s 1,091,400 lives lost so far (as a daily average) and there is still more than four years to go.

I have started to organise the Bash script a bit more by separating some of it into functions that can be passed parameters and called in a proper structured manner. The code is still very dirty and will probably remain so for while as I experiment with other variations.

This function is used to either colourise or remove a few individual figures from the blocks.

function UNITSTAMP {
#add/remove some individual figures

for e in $( gseq $MAXCOUNT )
echo $e”/”$MAXCOUNT
convert casualtytiled.png  -region 20×38+$[($[RANDOM % 20]) * 20]+$[($[RANDOM % 17]) * 38] -fill  “rgba($UNITSTAMPCOL)” -colorize $COLORIZ$
convert casualtytiled.png -transparent white casualtytiled.png

It’s hardly a huge program but what has become very apparent about Bash is how irregular the syntax is. I guess this is a product of open source development, the commands and structures do not comply to a reliably reproducible structure, and this is where other programming regimes such as Python really come into their own.

On the plus side, it is very convenient to be able to call a load of add-on commands and functions, as and when I need them.

However, in the future I might rewrite the software to use something more structured, such as PHP or Python, if they can do the graphic manipulations.

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To my eye, this has too many blanks.

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This is much more satisfying.

The blanks seem to work best when they are only occasional and only one or a small number on the same page. Here is the call from the main program loop.

#remove a few figures
if [ $[RANDOM % 10] -eq 0 ] ; then

I included this because it adds an element of mystery about the individuality of the highlighted or removed figures. A friend asked me what the blanks mean. My reply was – exactly, what do the blanks mean?

National Poetry Day 2014 – The Rules of Disengagement – @PoetryDayUK #NationalPoetryDay

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Silly me, I almost missed National Poetry Day. Here is something I wrote about 10 years ago.

TRIGGER WARNING: This poem contains strong language and sexual references, but no flash photography.

The Rules Of Disengagement
Guidelines For The Re-establishment Of Post-Coital Platonic Relations*

No holding hands, no wedding bands
No dinners for two, no “I love you”
No looking, no longing
No pining, no whining
No resentment, discontentment
No unwanted presentment
No affection, no rejection
No returning of confection
No arguing, no fighting
And absolutely no unrequiting

No sitting on knees, no swapping of keys
No tumbling, fumbling, fondling or fooling
No pressing, caressing, cuddling or canoodling.

No hugging, no kissing
No moping, no missing
No teasing, no pleasing
No seizing, no squeezing
No stretching, no stroking
No grasping, no groping
No patting, no pawing
No scratching, no clawing
No groaning, no moaning
No humping, no boning
No biting, no chewing
No nailing, no screwing
No shagging, no gagging
No bonking, no banging

No suicide pacts, no unnatural acts
No making of trysts, no slitting of wrists
No moving of earth, no giving of birth

No hands up dresses, no hands down shirts
No dropping of trousers, no raising of skirts
No plumbing of depths, no scaling of heights
No delving in y-fronts, no ripping of tights
No tweaking of nipples, no stroking of thighs
No plunging in troughs and no soaring to highs
No sexual acts either legal or criminal
Involving nothing animal, vegetable or mineral
Not exotic, erotic or ecstatic
Not organic. botanic or volcanic

No phone sex, no video sex
No postal sex, no semaphore sex
No email sex, no morse code sex
No message-in-a-bottle sex
No radio sex, no radiohead (and no surprises)
And absolutely no paper clip sex

No sharing of beds, no giving of head
No licking of feet, no injection of meat
No sucking of toes and no staining of clothes
No licking of fingers and no cunnilingus

No foreplay, no replay
No one, two or three play
No puppy love, no pussy love
No unconditional love and no tough love
No baby love, no brotherly love
No motherfucking and no how’s-your-father

No fucking, no sucking
No wanking, no spanking
No hetero and no homo
No quickies and no slomo

No finger fucks, no fist fucks
No in-up-to-your-wrist fucks

No insertion of fruit, rear or fore
Peeled or unpeeled, ripe or raw

No tangerines, no aubergines
No clementines and no nectarines

No squeezing of melons,
No punching through cherries
No biting of apples, no licking of berries
No stroking of peaches, no feeling of plums

No tit jobs, no blow jobs
No foot jobs, no toe jobs
No fur hat and coat jobs
No ear, nose or throat jobs.
No back seat of car, plane or boat jobs

No expansions or contractions
No injections of erections

No anal, no oral
No plain and no floral
No sucking, no blowing
No coming, no going
And absolutely no exchanging of bodily fluids

No spattering, no scattering
No smudging, no smearing
No spitting nor swallowing
No poking, no choking
No flirting, no squirting
No flattering, no splattering
No felching, no belching
No slurping, no burping

No amazing orgasms either real or imaginary
And no stimulation either penile or vaginary
No masturbating, penetrating, fornicating and ejaculating
And absolutely no falling in love.

*All terms and conditions are subject to change without notice.

© Richard Bolam